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I've caved

Have approximately reached critical mass. Am roughly size and shape of Vatican city. My left ass cheek dwarfs the former pontiffs big white hat. Decided to pedal my ass off on the bike. God. If he'd really wanted me to excersise, he should've put diamonds on the floor....

10:43 p.m. - 2005-04-12

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